I think that maybe quarantine is getting to me, but then again, I wasn’t really in an emotionally stable state before this all started anyway, so maybe it’s just me being emo again. I’ve been playing a lot of Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey again, but I think that maybe I’ll stop because… well, I’m not actually doing much there, just kind of spinning wheels. So I’ll switch, if I haven’t by the time this Note is posted, to something I got for free/on sale. I put a question on Tumblr asking if I should do Journey or Shadow of War next and so far Shadow of War is winning.
Also people seem to like my Book Diary, and that’s cool!
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Vimes and Sybil
There was a Note I released some time ago when I said Terry Pratchett didn’t really write compelling romance. I stand by that, for the most part. While they aren’t completely without sparks, many of the couples in his books don’t feel as if there’s that much hardcore romance, not that much buildup. Heck, the book that’s explicitly written to parody Romeo & Juliet is also about football and Mr. Nutt coming to terms with who he is. And it’s fine; after all, Pratchett wasn’t setting out to write romance stories.
A friend pointed out though that there’s one couple that lasts throughout the series and I’d be kind of remiss to not count them as one of the great romances of literature. And that is Sam Vimes and Sybil Ramkin.
Now to be clear, their romance in Guards! Guards! isn’t one of the most epic ones in fantasy literature. It’s not out of nowhere, but it’s not the main focus of the story. And the two of them get along and work together really well.
But theirs is not a typical romance, for a fantasy novel, for an action couple, or… anything really. Sybil Ramkin is described as looking like a valkyrie. Not a stick-thin figure you see in art sometimes, but a massive woman, the kind who plays a valkyrie in the opera. And a large part of that is muscle; after all, she breeds dragons, and even if they’re small creatures on the Discworld, they’re still very dangerous. And it’s not as if Vimes is ever described as being particularly handsome either; the artist Paul Kidby’s depictions show him as something like a more grizzled and wiry version of Dirty Harry.
Neither of which are meant to be, at first glance, conventionally attractive.
[glares pointedly at the upcoming BBC adaptation]
Which is part of the point. The people who stand up and get things done don’t necessarily look glamorous. They don’t look like supermodels, or actors playing superheroes. They’re just people, but mind you, Sybil is tough as nails and is one of the few who gets to call the Patrician by his first name, and Vimes is stubborn enough to control a demon trying to possess him by shouting the words of his son’s favorite book.
And yes, there is this sort of romantic notion to them as a couple; after all, she’s one of the wealthiest nobles in the Discworld, with a notable family tree, and he’s a guy who grew up on the wrong side of town and conquered his own alcoholism to become a good man. But it’s downplayed in the narrative itself, especially because Vimes doesn’t act like a noble or particularly play up becoming a Duke.
I haven’t read every Discworld book, but the ones that I have read in which they’re featured there’s not really a lot of grand romantic gestures. I cannot recall any kind of storyline where Vimes is scrambling to do something big for an anniversary, or desperately looking for a big gift or anything like that. But at the same time, their marriage isn’t in the background either. It’s not as if there are heavy makeout scenes, but there are things that come up. Nightwatch has a subplot of Vimes trying to be there when Sybil gives birth to their son. There are mentions of the lunches she packs and how she wants to eat healthy.
Maybe that’s not really capital-R Romance; not a lot of big set pieces. Yeah, there’s a rescue, I suppose, but it’s not like there are the hallmarks of big-name love stories, like loud passionate fights or paragraphs describing their kisses. But I think, upon reflection, that what Pratchett wrote is infinitely better. It’s lacking the cheesiness, but it replaces it with something better:
Here is a marriage that works because the two people love each other, and they’re working together to support each other.
That’s it, and that’s all.
This is no small thing; especially in fiction. Fictional relationships, especially those that last a long time, are often defined by how overwrought they are with unnecessary drama. Epic fights, epic breakups, epic get-togethers, epic kisses and dates and all of that. A lot of this is because many writers admit they don’t know what to do with characters once they’re in relationships; they decide it’s boring. This is part of why Marvel decided to break up Peter and MJ’s marriage in the controversial One More Day comic: they thought that a married Peter Parker was too boring of a character. I suspect that’s why Tom King and DC didn’t go through with Batman’s wedding storyline.
It’s an unhealthy view of relationships to think that because they’re boring, at least to the people not in them, that they’re not really worth reading or seeing. Terry Pratchett didn’t care; he just wrote a healthy relationship, included it in all of the books featuring Vimes. He even goes so far as to suggest (in a discussion about alternate realities) that a version of Vimes that committed violence against his wife, wouldn’t really be Vimes, it would be someone so far removed from him that it wouldn’t be the same character.
So I was a bit off when I said that Pratchett didn’t write romance well; he doesn’t write Grand Romance because, well, he doesn’t care. And I can’t blame him for that. But it’s not that he doesn’t care about depicting relationships, because he does. Vimes and Sybil are a happy, lasting couple. They’re not [insert name of dramatic couple here] but they’re not meant to be. That’s not what interests Pratchett.
They’re two people who make it work in a weird, hectic world, supporting each other without question through love, work, and bacon sandwiches.
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